The Porn Audition - Directed By Pelon Beaton

One of the things I've noticed in my time in the

biz is there are two types of directors. Some

take their time and craft stories, and those that

produce the more 'gonzo' style. Both are fine,

and in some ways fans win with prolific directors

providing them with new movies to watch. It just

becomes a question of how much is too much? Are

some directors rushing out product for the sake of

making movies and by doing so sacrificing the

quality? I give you Pelon Beaton's latest, 'The

Porn Audition'. Pelon's a great guy, and I am all

for directors giving new talent a shot, in this

case leggy blonde Eve Quander. Instead of being a

showcase for a budding new superstar, we get a

film that feels entirely rushed, from the jerky

camera movements, to the music selection (the song

is shorter than the movie, so it restarted after

ending it seems) to the editing process itself.

Shots are either not long enough for you to

appreciate them or too long, and most glaringly, is

the number of spelling mistakes in the captions. I

don't want to be a grammar nazi, and I understand that

the director's first language may not be English,

but this really sums up the problem. If people

would slow down and pay attention to these little

things, the overall quality would improve. As it is,

there's plenty of directors producing stuff like this,

and it's hard to differentiate Pelon's films from others.

Ivori Faith